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ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

kehinki:

my favourite part was honestly natasha saying, “Shall we play a game” and then awkwardly explaining her own joke

onthelosingside:

tv show like: *man leers at woman, licks his lips, smiles* do you have a boyfriend?
audience like: ah yeah, he wants to hit it

tv show like: *man leers at man, licks his lips, smiles* do you have a boyfriend?
audience like: what a lovely friendship

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

neeea:

I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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thesassiestsamwinchester:

dadmau5:

my very favourite supernatural theory is that the only reason that all these bad things happen to the winchesters is because of all the mirrors they smashed back in season one

this is the only headcanon that matters

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry